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Express Food Mart

5 star rating 1 Review

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1337 W 117th StLakewood, OH 44107


  • Express Food Mart - Lakewood, OH -  Billup

    Reviews: 1

    Billup (1 review)

    This place is legitimately 1337! I get all my 117 Spartan food here. This place has Rogue armor and the Rogue helmet. I'm surprised that no other building can possibly be this leet! Sometimes me and the chief will come here and fix ourselves that suspect sammish we picked up down at the liquor store. They had a place ice ma cheese, so it doesn't get that salamanella salamander stuff that yo dog contracts durin' the summer. But they have the styrofoam cups and you can make yourself a complimentary hot chocolate, you just have to be careful because it might spark in the microwave, but it's really not that bad because it'll let ya know when it's done! -Leeroy Jenkins!

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